"Nobody trusts anyone in authority today. It is one of the main features of our age. Wherever you look, there are lying politicians, crooked bankers, corrupt police officers, cheating journalists and double-dealing media barons, sinister children's entertainers, rotten and greedy energy companies, and out-of-control security services."
"If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire"
"Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything"
"Freedom of speech is freedom above all for those whose views you dislike most"