Monthly Archives: May 2019
Every joke is a tiny revolution
All of the things we love, we love, we love, we lose
Our children are infinitely more afraid of each other than they are of the law. Timid police, soft courts and feeble, point scoring political pygmies give them no reason to chuck away their knives
There’s always someone better off than you
I’m a mess in a dress
The lure of greatness
Brexit is Britains Vietnam
Don’t you wish you could make all that background noise disappear?
I’m suing the cigarette company because on the package they promised to kill me and here I am
